A Guy in a Black SUV
As I slowly inch toward the toll booth
 A guy in a black SUV
 Cuts
 In front of me
 Pretends I’m not there
 Simply edges forward
 In his massive black machine
 I mutter but I do nothing
 However
 If this guy had done
 This
 To my mother
 She would
 Without a second’s hesitation
 Slam her car into his
 Leap out
 Of hers
 Smash his windshield
 With a crow bar
 While swearing at him
 Like a wild woman
 And as the guy would
 Jump out of his vehicle
 Running toward her
 Screaming
 “Are you crazy?”
 She would swiftly kick him in the nuts
 And as he would crumble to the ground
 Holding his privates
 (This magnificent fury
 Beyond his comprehension)
 He would simply reiterate “Are
 You crazy?”
 What a woman
                
                    
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                            This poem was previously published in African American Review (2007) and is reprinted here by permission of William J. Harris. It is part of the portfolio “I Hope You Like Being Here with Me: The Work of William J. Harris,” curated by Howard Rambsy II.
                    
                        Source:
                        Poetry
                                                                                                                                                                    (February 2023)