Poem [“Lana Turner has collapsed!”]
                        
                            By Frank O'Hara
                        
                    
                
                                                                
                            Lana Turner has collapsed!
 I was trotting along and suddenly
 it started raining and snowing
 and you said it was hailing
 but hailing hits you on the head
 hard so it was really snowing and
 raining and I was in such a hurry
 to meet you but the traffic
 was acting exactly like the sky
 and suddenly I see a headline
 lana turner has collapsed!
 there is no snow in Hollywood
 there is no rain in California
 I have been to lots of parties
 and acted perfectly disgraceful
 but I never actually collapsed
 oh Lana Turner we love you get up
                
                    
                        Frank O'Hara, “Poem [Lana Turner has collapsed!]” from Lunch Poems. Copyright © 1964 by Frank O'Hara.  Reprinted by permission of City Lights Books.
                    
                
            
                                                
                        
                            
                    
                        Source:
                        Lunch Poems
                                                                                                                                                                    (City Lights Books, 2014)