Strawberries in Mexico
                        
                            By Ron Padgett
                        
                    
                
                                                                
                            At 14th Street and First Avenue
 Is a bank and in the bank the sexiest teller of all time
 Next to her the greatest thing about today
 Is today itself
 Through which I go up
 To buy books
 They float by under a bluer sky
 The girls uptown
 Quiet, pampered
 The sum of all that's terrible in women
 And much of the best
 And the old men go by holding small packages
 In a trance
 So rich even they can't believe it
 I think it's a red, white, and blue letter day for them too
 You see, Con Ed's smokestacks are beautiful
 The way Queens is
 And horses: from a pleasant distance
 Or a fleet of turkeys
 Stuffed in a spotless window
 In two days they'll be sweating in ovens
 Thinking, "How did I ever get in a fix like this?"
 Light pouring over buildings far away
 Up here when someone shouts "Hey!"
 In the street you know that they aren't going to kill you
 They're yelling to a friend of theirs named Hey
 John David Hey, perhaps
 And the garbage goes out
 In big white billowy plastic bags tied at the top
 And even the people go out in them
 Some are waiting now
 At the bus stop (for a nonexistent bus)
 And I thought it was garbage!
 It's so pretty!
 If you're classless or modern
 You can have fun by
 Walking into a high-class antique store
 So the stately old snob at the desk will ask
 In eternity
 "You're going where?"
 You get to answer, "Up."
 I like these old pricks
 If you have an extra hair in the breeze
 Their eyes pop out
 And then recede way back
 As if to say, "That person is on . . . dope!"
 They're very correct
 But they're not in my shoes
 In front of a Dubuffet a circus that shines through
 A window in a bright all-yellow building
 The window is my eye
 And Frank O'Hara is the building
 I'm thinking about him like mad today
 (As anyone familiar with his poetry will tell)
 And about the way Madison Avenue really
 Does go to heaven
 And turns around and comes back, disappointed
 Because up here you can look down on the janitor
 Or pity him
 And rent a cloud-colored Bentley and
 Architecture's so wonderful!
 Why don't I notice it more often?
 And the young girls and boys but especially the young girls
 Are drifting away from school
 In blue and white wool
 Wrapped in fur
 Are they French? They're speaking French!
 And they aren't looking for things to throw
 Skirts sliding up the legs of girls who can't keep from grinning
 Under beautiful soft brown American eyes
 At the whole world
 Which includes their Plain Jane girlfriends
 She even smiled at me!
 I have about as much chance of fucking her as the girl at the bank
 But I stride along, a terrifying god
 Raunchy
 A little one-day-old beard
 And good grief I really did forget to brush my teeth this morning
 They're turning red with embarrassment
 Or is that blood
 I've been drinking—I ordered a black coffee
 Miss
 And then a black policeman comes in
 Unbuttoning his uniform at the warmish soda fountain
 While I pull the fleece over my teeth
 And stare innocently at the books I've bought
 One a book with a drawing
 By Apollinaire called Les Fraises au Mexique
 Strawberries in Mexico
 But when I open the book to that page
 It's just a very blue sky I'm looking at
                
                    
                        Ron Padgett, "Strawberries in Mexico" from Collected Poems. Copyright © 2013 by Ron Padgett.  Reprinted by permission of Coffee House Press. www.coffeehousepress.org
                    
                
            
                                                
                        
                            
                    
                        Source:
                        Collected Poems
                                                                                                                                                                    (Coffee House Press, 2013)